How ballin is it?
Well,
I can wear whatever I want
I can come in and leave whenever I want
Everyone is cool and laid-back
Very few females, but every single one is cute
Free good food
The bathroom has an air dryer, and three types of paper towels! And really nice stalls where the separator goes all the way up
I get a key card, so I feel important and I get to hump a sensor every time I go through a door
My desk is nice and roomy. Also, no gay cubicles
I get to hear traders yell about trader shit outside my door and lul internally
My boss/MD is awesome and is mentoring me and shit and buys the team lunch and drives me to the train station when it's cold
Best office chairs ever
Oh, and the work is actually really interesting.